PinnedRobert CrissinSlackjawA Rhyme To Help Remember The Former Presidents of The Smiling Hill Farm Company, Family-Owned Since…Recite this rhyme next time you forget the former presidents of The Smiling Hill Farm Company!Mar 29, 20221Mar 29, 20221
PinnedRobert CrissinSlackjawI Think The Red Line Crossing Out The Swastika On Your Shirt Could Be A Tad ThickerIt looks like it’s part of it rather than one symbol obscuring another.Feb 24, 20231Feb 24, 20231
PinnedRobert CrissinSlackjawI Was Really Moved By Your Beautiful Trombone Solo Until You Pressed A Button And Made The…While the performance was outstanding, the spit was too vast to go unnoticed.Dec 4, 20223Dec 4, 20223
Robert CrissSon Of A Gun Family TreeGrandmother of a gun & Grandfather of a gunMay 14, 2023May 14, 2023
Robert CrissIt’s Wrong For A Woman To Make Love To A Dog But If I Were a Dog I Would Want A Woman To Make Love…Does that answer your question? You didn’t ask a question? Interesting.May 5, 20231May 5, 20231
Robert CrissinSlackjawDave & The DogAre your mommy and daddy home? No? Alone as usual.Mar 21, 2023Mar 21, 2023
Robert CrissinSlackjawAs Much As I Miss Her, It Was Grandma’s Time To Walk With The Grim ReapsterWhen we die we’re taken home to Reapster Manor. You’ve never heard this?Mar 7, 20233Mar 7, 20233
Robert CrissHow To Relieve Yourself As An Astronaut In Space Without Creating A Diarrhea Snow-GlobeHello space-traveler! Welcome to restroom A002 on the main level aboard the ISS! You’ll soon find that the restrooms on earth are quite…Feb 12, 2023Feb 12, 2023
Robert CrissA Simple Rhyme To Help Remember The 250+ Towns In Vermont!Addison Charlotte Groton Montgomery,Jan 16, 2023Jan 16, 2023
Robert CrissinSlackjawAlec Baldwin Says He’ll Never Work On A Film Set With Guns Ever Again But He Hasn’t Read My…He better say yes or I’ll have to bring out the big…guys.Nov 14, 20221Nov 14, 20221