The Rise of the Cozy, Clean Fiction Novel — Profitable Escapes

The Rise of the Cosy, Clean Fiction Novel

The Rise of the Cozy, Clean Fiction Novel — Profitable Escapes

I have organized a lot of Instafreebie Giveaways. And I join as many as my books will fit into. (See my Free Books page for a current list.)

The biggest disappointment is when I put in the first line of the description “Sweet/Clean/Cosy Only, Please”) or some variation. And then get bodice rippers and graphic sex acts hidden in the middle of it. Not to mention foul language that you wouldn’t tell your aunt or much less the pastor in church.

Sure, if you say “no six-pack abs covers” this will rule out a lot of them. And if they have “erotic” as one of the genres (face palm — what were they thinking?) Clean fiction? Not hardly. (And I reengly I caught 5 of these from one “author” under 5 different pen names — submitted recently as “regency romances” with floor-length hoop-dresses on the cover — and one of those even had graphic sex in the introduction…)

Why I organize for this is simple: these clean/cozy/sweet fiction books convert to subscribers better and are more profitable on Amazon. The second reason is that this is the type of book I write, so I want to build an audience that likes this type of book — and will buy mine.

The probable cause for their rise is that in our modern days of graphic everything (especially corporate news, and Facebook, Twitter) and where comedians/ennes, politicians, and pundits persist in c*ssing on-air, in print, and on video (especially corporate news, and Facebook, Twitter), where special interest groups are pushing their own world view down our throats constantly (especially politicians, Facebook, Google, corporate media, and celebrities) — it’s small wonder that G-rated movies and books are more popular than ever. Like the interesting sudden rise in viewership for the Hallmark Channel movies.

People simply want a break. They want entertainment that isn’t depressing.

I’ve looked around on the Internet to get some idea of what the general consensus for this type of book is.

Michelle M. Pillow has this “sensuality scale”:

  • SWEET/CLEAN: Behind-closed-doors sex and/or very mild love scenes and sexual encounters
  • SENSUAL: Love scenes comparative to most romance novels published today
  • SPICY: Heavy sexual tension; graphic details and more sexual encounters
  • CARNAL: Graphic sex and language; may be offensive to delicate readers; contains many sexual encounters and can include unconventional sex not normally found in romance; typically known as erotic

Christy Mauer describes her view of cozy mysteries:

My mom and I went to the library recently, and she was in the mystery section. We love reading cozy mystery books, but sometimes you’ll pick a series that’s not all that clean. Sometimes they’ll have sexual situations or not very nice language. When I pick up a cozy mystery, I want it to be cute, quirky and clean. A lot of them are just that, but you just never know anymore. My first experience with cozy mystery books was The Cat Who series by Lilian Jackson Braun, so that shaped my idea of the cozy genre. They include no sex and very little cursing. The murders aren’t gruesome, and they are always solved by the lead character in the book.

Kristin Holt has a long shopping list she’s pulled from a wide selection of authors, particularly about what are sweet romances:

1. Sweet romances emphasize emotional intimacy and may contain sexual tension (G to PG heat levels).
 2. Sweet romances show no explicit sexual details, contain no sexual scenes, and do not contain pre- or extra-marital sex.
 3. However, hero and heroine may have a [sexual] history — either involving each other or someone else altogether. But during the story they are chaste. Most couples will share a single kiss, or a little more. It’s possible to see sexual tension while retaining characters’ purity.
 4. Sweet Romance is slow and it simmers and it’s not expressed so blatantly. The hero and heroine may not ever make the declaration until the end, but you feel it as you read, you know the love is grow[ing].
 5. Sweet romance is an uncomplicated story about one person finding another. They do have conflict and obstacles however it does not change how each character the hero and heroine feel about each other.
 6. Well-written Sweet Romances contain major setbacks, characters who struggle. Sweet romance can be angsty (good emotional conflict). After all, happily-ever-after is infinitely sweeter when EARNED. However, there isn’t a lot of ugliness, such as cheating, breaking up, nasty fighting between hero and heroine. Progression of the relationship is a little more complicated than the darker romances.
 7. Sweet Romances are not to be confused with Christian Romance or Inspirational Romance. Sweet romances are not preachy; faith may intertwine with life, but religion is NOT a key element of the story, and characters do not have a faith crisis.
 8. Sweet romances often contain strong themes along the lines of: ‘community is important’, ‘traditional values’, ‘faith and hope play a role in the story’.
 9. Sweet romances have no offensive language, (though they may contain some mild language).
 10. Sweet Romance must have an optimistic ending.
 11. Sweet romances have ooey gooey characters that can’t stop thinking about romance.
 12. Sweet romance is young adult fiction, an immature attempt at romance, or a fiction that ignores a very integral part of life (sex, to be blatant).

Clean Romances and Cozy Mysteries Are More Profitable has discovered a few of these to be profitable niches. K-lytics, the brainchild of Alex Newton, is a nerd’s heaven for analytics and spreadsheets. His system finds the profitable categories by supply and demand. And tells where the market is saturated.

Both Cozy Mysteries and Clean Romances have been uptrending like crazy, while the major genre of Romance is downtrending steadily for the last year while prices for these 200–300K word books has been averaging closer toward USD .99. (Meaning: unprofitable — especially since it takes someone usually over year (or longer) to write, edit and publish a single book that long.)

Here’s the k-lytics links to their seminars on this (only intro’s):

An initial study of my completed giveaways for this year so far showed that the ones getting higher levels of subscribers per book were all clean and cozy.

So I simply set up several more giveaways for romances and mysteries, all stating that they needed to be Clean/Sweet/Cozy.

You’d think authors would agree on those, or at least try to follow the instructions.

But then I started reading the books in order to make blurbs and found this wasn’t the case.

How to Find Out if Your Giveaway Submissions Aren’t As Promised

You have to read them. (Although sometimes you can get a clue in the description.) That means claiming the book on Instafreebie and downloading it to your device. It’s a pain. Sorry. Well, there are some shortcuts to reading the whole book, though…

  • For clean romance, search in your copy for “kiss” and “bed” to see what scenes these occur in.
  • For sweet books of any type, you can check the above, but also check for impolite terms (sh*t and f-bombs usually will tell you of non-sweet language. (If you don’t like “damn” then fine. Note that these days you don’t have to put an asterisk in that word anymore, so…)
  • In a cozy mystery, searching for “body” and “blood” should show up that problem — but I haven’t gotten that deep so far, since if the book isn’t sweet or clean, it isn’t cozy.

Searching right from the first page will save you a lot of time. Right now, you can’t download easily to your computer if you also have the Instafreebie app. But from a smartphone, you can also simply delist books you’ve previously approved.

And you know that when I find someone has tried to sneak in a bodice-ripper or a foul-mouthed teen, then I have just noted that author’s name somewhere.

Your Submissions and Giveaways Make Your Brand

The quality of your books, how they meet reader expectations, will determine your followers. And the books you submit to giveaways and how you work to promote those giveaways will tell what kind of author you are.

Scammers come up pretty fast. They don’t promote, they generally have several books in the giveaway, and their books may not follow the requirements you laid out in the description. I do a careful study at the end of each giveaway to compile lists of people who don’t promote. Single book authors who are just starting out I always give some slack. But if that same book keeps showing up and that same author refuses to promote, then they also get noted.

Authors on that list generally don’t get accepted later for any future giveaway. That same list of people seem to turn off their email notifications, because they never respond to your notices. A recent scene where I needed to delete a short list of non-compliant people got only two complaints out of eight authors. And I went through several comments figuring out and telling them how I could add them back in. But none did.

So I deleted their comments as well, so the rest of the authors had a better experience. Like removing a few bad apples to help the rest of them.

Similarly, I take great care with my own giveaways to be supportive and (hopefully) non-offensive. Because that is my own brand.

And like you have only one chance to make a first impression, once a brand is tarnished, it can take a great deal of work to shine it up again. Trust is a valuable coin. And burnt bridges aren’t easily rebuilt. (Enough old metaphors for you?)

When people see my name on a giveaway, I want the hard-working, honest authors to submit their books. I want the scammers and freeloaders to stay away. I want people who attend my giveaways to know I’ve got clean/sweet/cozy books when I organize them. (And if people want to attract audiences with LGBT or Erotic readers, then let them run their own giveaways.)

If You Want to Succeed in Giveaways, Do These Steps

  1. Follow the directions.
  2. Refuse and delist all authors who won’t follow the directions. Make a list of these.
  3. Make a list of authors who repetitively won’t promote. (They’ll show up after two or three or so giveaways.)
  4. Refuse and delist authors who make either list.
  5. Collect emails of authors and help them as you can. Invite the best promoters and authors to your giveaways first.
  6. Join all giveaways you can, where your book meets their descriptions, as long as you can effectively promote those giveaways.
  7. Always have a giveaway running that you have organized. Always analyze the results to make the list above.
  8. Do everything you can to help out authors who are just starting out — we’ve all been there.

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Originally published at Living Sensical.