I don’t like you if you don’t know how to make change in a store. Come on. Seriously? Do you really need the register to tell you how much you owe me? Just for fun, the next time a store wants $1.58, try giving the clerk $2.03 to avoid getting back 2…

The last time I checked, it was illegal to kill people who are stupid, self-centered, obnoxious, narcissistic assholes. Too bad.

Let’s start with some background. I’m old, bald, fat, and stuff hurts when I do things that came easily to me when I was 28. Maybe I’ve turned into a…