I Don’t Like You (Previously, “I Hate You”)

I don’t like you if you don’t know how to make change in a store. Come on. Seriously? Do you really need the register to tell you how much you owe me? Just for fun, the next time a store wants $1.58, try giving the clerk $2.03 to avoid getting back 2 pennies and watch him/her freak out.

I don’t like you if you block my driveway and I really don’t like you if you get out of your car and look to see if you are blocking my driveway, see that you are blocking my driveway, and then lock the car and walk away.

I don’t like you, UPS. I signed up for their notification service so that I receive notices when packages are scheduled for delivery. Even before the holiday rush, it seems as though 30% to 40% of my deliveries are delayed by a day and the ones that do come arrive at about 7 PM.

I don’t like December 24. No one is working and you have to wait all day until Xmas eve.

I don’t like people who walk three abreast on San Francisco sidewalks.

I don’t like the fact that some restaurants claim to be on OpenTable, but they don’t show any available reservations. House of Prime Rib in San Francisco is a prime example of this.