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There are vacancies for the stupidest, champions of foolishity people right now. Openings with top pay. There is no need to watch any comedy shows. Just wait for the news to come on. And then try to calm your beating, hyperventilating heart…they are in Government. We thought it was only in the southern hemisphere that Governors could argue that meningitis is caused by fornication. Welcome to the new definition of ‘civilised democracy’.

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