Rob McLeanWearing stupid things on your face “not compulsory” FA confirm.After a recent Boom in premier league footballers wearing Fucking stupid looking eyewear and “protective” face gear, the FA have held a…Mar 23, 2016Mar 23, 2016
Rob McLeanNew budget for FA cup title songs, reveals Osborne.Chancellor George Osborne has today revealed a “secret nugget” in his recent budget. He’s freed up money from poor, disabled and less…Mar 21, 2016Mar 21, 2016
Rob McLeanMichael Owen literally can’t believe his eyes!It has emerged today that ex-Liverpool goal poacher and excessive user of clichés, Michael Owen, literally cannot believe he has eyes.Mar 19, 2016Mar 19, 2016
Rob McLean“Cool kid” frozen to the spot whilst vying for attention.Tom Maul, a cool trendsetter from Brixton, was rushed to hospital last night after slipping into a persistent vegetative a state. Sources…Mar 19, 2016Mar 19, 2016
Rob McLean“Crossover” drivers revealed as the worst in the UK.A recent survey from the ministry of transport has revealed that drivers of the new “Crossover” fad in vehicular transport are the worst in…Mar 19, 2016Mar 19, 2016
Rob McLeanHow do you price art?Narrow minded, broad spectrum of hate episode 4.Jul 19, 2015Jul 19, 2015
Rob McLeanI do… or, I do not.. Do. (part 2)Inviting a divorced man to a wedding is akin to inviting a vegetarian to a pork pie festival. Here is a continuation of my bitter musings……Jul 18, 2015Jul 18, 2015
Rob McLeanI do. Or, I do not.. Do (part 1)Inviting a divorced man to a wedding is akin to inviting Adolf Hitler to a synagogue. With this in mind, please drink in my bitter musings…Jul 16, 2015Jul 16, 2015
Rob McLeanI’m not a hipster….. Or am I?As I meander through my twenties I’m fast realising my priorities in life are drastically changing. As a result, my lifestyle and physical…Jul 13, 2015Jul 13, 2015