What I Learned This Week, July 3–9, 2017

Rob Nardecchia
Jul 10, 2017 · 1 min read

These are the things I learned the week of July 3 to July 9, 2017.

1. No matter how much I want to like watching baseball it’s like trying to reunite with a hot ex who’s just really annoying.

2. Always read vague motivational lists that you can twist into thinking you’re doing okay. (See #5)

3. My new friendship test is quite simple:

Hello, friendship candidate! Do you like pineapple on pizza?

A. No. I’m a normal human being.

B. Yes. I’m a sociopath

4. My dog’s drool can be used as window caulking.

5. Inspiration means action. Inspiration without action is just a wish.

6. I spend more time scrolling through Netflix trying to decide what to watch than actually watching something.

7. I have a hard time looking a salad in the eyes after my cheat meal day.

8. Why does my salad have eyes?

9. Nothing beats a hug. Nothing.

10. The only thing worse than Clowns are your so-called friends knowing you hate clowns.

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Rob is a writer and two skills short of being considered a triple threat. https://www.robnardecchia.com/

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