Be more like Andy Borowitz. More clever, more funny. Or at least, simply be clever and funny. You have to have something more than clickbait. I do keep biting, just to see if it’s funny this time, but have never made it through to the end of one of your “satires.” I don’t think you know the meaning of the word. This time I could not make it past the first sentence, so there will be no next time, thankfully. Best of luck. You could study Borowitz. The titles alone could illuminate the difference between lazy clickbait vs brilliant satire. Even if you have zero chance of attaining that brilliance, it would definitely help to grasp the difference.