PinnedWelcome, My Friends, to the Rock and Roll Shitshow“Listen/Do you want to know a secret?/Do you promise not to tell?” — Lennon/McCartneyJun 21, 2022A response icon4Jun 21, 2022A response icon4
Rescuing Ronnie: The Night George Harrison and I Survived Phil Spector“If I had the chance I’d never let you go.” — Barry/Greenwich/SpectorJan 24, 2023Jan 24, 2023
John Lennon and the Revenge of Buddy Holly“Gonna knock you right on the head.” —John LennonDec 11, 2022A response icon1Dec 11, 2022A response icon1
Wiggy Starfish and the Octopuses from Uranus“I could make a transformation as a rock and roll star.” — David BowieOct 4, 2022Oct 4, 2022
Led Zeppelin and the Knob Disaster of 1975“The way you squeeze my lemon, I’m gonna fall right outta bed.” — Led ZeppelinSep 12, 2022A response icon2Sep 12, 2022A response icon2
Metallica Was the Backing Band for…Chuck Berry??“You must admit they have a rockin’ band Man, they were blowing like a hurricane.” — Chuck BerryAug 27, 2022A response icon1Aug 27, 2022A response icon1
Tom Jones Banged My Wife“Why, why, why, Delilah?” — Mason/ReedAug 15, 2022A response icon6Aug 15, 2022A response icon6
A Shitshow Romance: All I Needed Was Love“Well my heart went boom/When I crossed that room.” — Lennon/McCartneyAug 4, 2022Aug 4, 2022
Mötley Crüe, Franz Kafka, and Me“Just tell me a story/you know the one I mean.” –Nikki SixxJul 25, 2022A response icon3Jul 25, 2022A response icon3
When Bob Dylan Went Furry“I see you got your brand-new leopard-skin pill-box hat/Well, you must tell me, baby/How your head feels under somethin’ like that.” — Bob…Jul 11, 2022Jul 11, 2022
