I can tell you’re a regular hairpin reader. This isn’t an “unbiased reporting, stick to the facts” site. It’s feminist humor and opinion. Its chief concern is not the comfort of men who hate Michelle Obama.
Particularly given that “I want arms that look like her arms” is not a political comment, but a description of a body type goal in a sphere where there are not a ton of similar examples, and that you did not assume “body like Gisele” meant “seeking Brazilian citizenship,” maybe you should look into a browser extension for yourself that would block out alarming words like Obama so you’re not put into this horribly uncomfortable situation of having to see a name again.