I Will Never Be Mr. Roper

I went to a thing with my wife and this shithead kept telling everyone his dumb wife bought box wine and brought it to the thing. He kept saying, “It’s awful. Try some.” His wife just sat there taking it.

Sad that these people exist and are able to stay married. Fortunately I never have to worry about my wife humiliating me in public because I manage to humiliate myself. I’m an independent man.