The race is over. The winner has was announced. A long time ago behind closed doors. But you still have to participate — you have to vote “because every vote counts”. It is important (to them) that you feel like you belong in the game — that you feel like you influenced change.

Every vote counts and you really really really! Like seriously! You should use your right to vote. You want to know the results, don’t you?

For those of you who cannot/will not vote. Have no worries. You are forgiven for not loving your country enough to be a part of ‘real’ change. Oh! And by the way. Your vote was never needed in the first place!

Thank you for your vote. Tighten your seatbelt. Because your lives are….about……….COMPLETELY be the SAME.

But do not be alarmed. We promise that your next candidate will have more charisma, will be less scandalous and will have a way more cooler slogan — cooler than Obama’s Yes We Can! Hillary’s Stronger Together! And Trump’s Make America Great Again!

So stay tuned!

And just a quick reminder: your bills will still arrive on the same date.

Thank you!