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Kevin Durant needs to embrace the Slim Reaper nickname and come to ever interview looking like a skinnier, lankier, younger and obviously darker Undertaker — -just not talk at all.

“Kevin, thoughts on your off-season workouts and going into year 2 with the team?” — Reporter

  • *Slim Reaper lifts his extremely long and frail arm (much longer and frailer than before) and points at the reporter** — — Reporter immediately begins choking and grabbing his throat (no not like in Star Wars)