Was Jesus the original SJW?


  1. He gave women a voice
  2. He was a liberal
  3. He hung out with the outcasts (lepers, samaritains)
  4. He broke racial barriers (Jews and Gentiles)
  5. Got triggered and flipped tables
  6. He was super PC (give unto Ceaser what is his…)
  7. He provided food for 5000 people + healed people ( practically a walking NGO)
  8. Had no job
  9. Peaked at 33

Bonus by drac

10. had a powerful dad, and wasn’t shy about using his name

11. had a bunch of dbag acolytes (Paul re: Corinthians 14:34)

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