I’m a little late to the party, and I was about to leave my own comment complimenting Jon on another great medium post (that I somehow missed 4 months ago). Paging through the comments, I came across this prick of a troll to the 10th degree times Pi.

I remember something I learned in Kindergarten…

“If you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say it at all…”

Michael is just unhappy in his own skin. To parallel Jon’s post, Michael’s “early morning Jon” just never wears off as his days progress. It’s a miserable state of existence when you have to troll a post like this so you feel better inside.

That, and I’m sure he’s a blast at parties. Fuckin’ A.