Want to make your divorce even more costly and painful? Do what I did. Tiptoe into it. Kinda move forward, sorta find an attorney. But tell me this, when you get a bikini wax, does the nice lady kinda sorta pull that hot melted wax off your hooha? Hell no! She grabs that wax strip and rips it off like she means it. It’s painful, yes, but every waxing professional knows moving slowly only makes the pain worse. You see, I’ve come to realize that divorce and a bikini wax have a lot in common. Both are painful and expensive and neither work when you do it slowly. So take it from that scary lady standing over your groin with a stick full of hot wax; decide on your course of action, pound out your agreements, find your attorney. And let ‘er rip.