Dude, I thought the dog was biting your face.
I’ll avoid the cheap dugout speech since you stole that thunder, but what’s wrong with what you do? You’re the voice of a generation and you’re great at it. You’re like the thinking man’s George Will (another baseball fan) but without the political crap.
I’d like to learn more about life for your family in the Garden State (gardening and the Mets add nice color to your narrative).