Great Reads for People with Short Atten
When Book Jackets are Exhausting
The Eloquent Prose of Stall #2*
by Sharp-Mind Haz Sharpie
(*Shell station on Wilson & Main)Teeny-Tiny-Wee-Widdle Baby Pamphlet
by Well-Dressed Door-to-Door DudesOne-Word Teaser Poster
by Smarty Markety
WebMD Page up to “Not Considered Fatal”
by Mostly NeurosesThe Abandoned Adam and the Ants Fan Website
by Adam Antselton*
*pseudonymBazooka Gum Comic
by The Original Joe Blow
DON’T FORGET Followed by Five Exclamation Points Written in Bright Red Marker on Fridge Dry-Erase Board
by Husband Staring Blankly at Dry-Erase BoardFirst/Only Comment on YouTube Video of Guy Explaining Muon Physics
by Guy Explaining Muon PhysicsBox of New Cold Medication (Part About Interaction with Alcohol)
by Woke Up in Tube Slide Last Time
Glowing Yelp Review for Pho n’ Phranks in Mall Food Court
by Roland DiceGraffiti Adorning Chicago Expressway Overpass
by They Might Be Cute Gang-Related Bubble LettersWeb Address to Enter Secret Code for Free App Download for Possible Chance to Win Something on Back of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
by Conglomerate Tightwads Too Cheap to Put Toy in Box
