Moron (not you; the boxed wine guy.) I’d like to think after the last guest left, his wife shared some choice words for him. Proceeding a toe-tap to the groin of course.
Yes. My special brand of self-humiliation deserves no spouse commentary either. In fact, she’ll stand by me and lend support if/when I screw up a joke or do something else embarrassing around other people. God bless her!