You know what’s the worst?
Melina Saint Thunderdome

Not funny. I’d rather be entertained by -

  • watermelons getting squashed with a huge mallet
  • a zany, star-studded, madcap, cross-country treasure hunt
  • really bad ventriloquism
  • people laughing with complete abandon
  • the palm of my hand
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