
Quiz: Am I a Mega Millions Winner?
Odds of Guessing Correctly: Real Good
Aug 27, 2017 · 2 min read
Next vacation, family escapes to exotic Backyardia again.
Wearing boxer shorts so threadbare they’re technically kilts.
Skipped another eye exam cuz with this prescription, I can still see-ish.
¿401 qué?
Ambitious weekend plan steering dilapidated minivan into path of this -

Came clean to cubicle-buddy Kim entire GoT knowledge from IGN reviews.
Home renovation project replaced by Spacklethon VII.
Explained to Cubicle Kim in small words how a home may not have cable TV.
Pee myself laughing at dad’s nest egg question.
Break three laws, clip curb, lose hubcap in race to library to avoid late fee.
Sad to find some favorite Medium writers using this more and more -

