Gee Karen, what a dubious ‘honor’ to get a booty call in your butt story!
Jim Reeves

Seriously, Jim? I wake up to butt stories and butt poetry?

God Bless America!

For you, Karen.

Powder welcomes dimpled young Hiney.
 Oil soothed it and made it quite shiny.
It’s survived kicks, it endured spanks.
So to your probe it says “no thanks,”
And orders Sphincter to become very tiny.