a medium opportunity to display my brilliance

Jul 4 · 2 min read

Received July 3, 2019 at 6:01 PM Central

Dear Sarah,

After three long years, I’m thrilled Medium has finally decided to listen to what I have to say. I have so many thoughts and ideas! I just can’t wait to contribute to help improve this platform and strengthen the community.

FYI — I’m still searching for an available time slot for one of your upcoming web chit-chats. I’ve reached the year 2072 which would put me at 105 years young, but with advances in medicine and artificial intelligence, I or a replicant-type polyvinyl version of me, should be good to go.

See you soon!



P.S. I learned about advances in medicine and artificial intelligence on Medium!


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