Feb 24, 2017 · 1 min read
Wow! You lucky little…I’m so happy for you.
I conduct every customer survey on every store receipt for my chance to win the $500. Do I win? No, I don’t win. Ever.
But again, goodie for you. *plays Kool and the Gang*
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"Hi. My name is Roy." - Now that just sounds stupid. (thehappysidestep@gmail.com)
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