Royal AlvisinThe HavenA Thief Among UsI went to visit my mom at assisted living, and found her glowering in a corner. Her face was red, and I could tell by the clench of her…May 2924May 2924
Royal AlvisinThe HavenA Death in Staten IslandMy mother’s home has been vacant ever since she went into assisted living. Both of my sisters have moved to Florida, so it’s my job to take…May 2026May 2026
Royal AlvisinThe HavenPig TheftOn a weekly basis, I visit my mom at her assisted living facility. I always take her out to do something, but she’s ninety-five years old…May 1319May 1319
Royal AlvisinThe HavenMisperceptionFor Christmas, my sister gave me a charcoal-gray sweater from J Crew, and I have to admit, I look sharp in it. Yesterday I wore my sweater…May 724May 724
Royal AlvisinThe HavenEnslavedSomehow a spec of poop separated from the greater mess and flew past the trashcan to land on the shoulder of a little girl.Apr 2917Apr 2917
Royal AlvisinThe HavenYakov would always bring binoculars when visiting the nude beaches in Long Island.Personally, I don’t think public masturbation is so bad. As long as the masturbator is polite and cleans up, where’s the harm?Apr 2317Apr 2317
Royal AlvisinThe HavenA Blessed EpiphanyOnce there was a young man, who tried to install a light switch, but he made a mistake with the wiring, and the switch exploded in his…Apr 1516Apr 1516
Royal AlvisinThe HavenSo EmbarrassingAt the end of our sessions, my dominatrix usually returns my clothes, but last week she kept them locked in a draw and threw a short…Apr 819Apr 819
