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Royal Alvis

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The characters in these ten stories protect themselves with lies, which become delusions, which take the reader into the surreal and supernatural.

2023

Stories

Published in
The Haven

Second Career

“Do you know what Only Fans is?”

1d ago

Second Career

1d ago

New Curtains

“Listen Royal, you have to stop masturbating.”

May 7

New Curtains

May 7

Published in
The Haven

Subaru Forester

“I’d like to see the ocean once more before I die. Please, Itchy, can’t you take me?

Apr 23

Subaru Forester

Apr 23

Published in
The Haven

The Rolling Stones

“Oh my God,” she said. “Tony has two tickets to the Rolling Stones …

Apr 16

The Rolling Stones

Apr 16

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The Haven

A Sense of Purpose

…with a dexterity that Houdini himself might have envied, she could switch a price tag in a split second.

Apr 8

A Sense of Purpose

Apr 8

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The Haven

Walk Behind Scrubber

“…little man is pressing penis against vibrating handle of machine so he can make orgasm in pants.”

Mar 31

Walk Behind Scrubber

Mar 31

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The Haven

Learning What’s Important

I realized that our capitalistic society had turned me into a disgusting animal

Mar 18

Learning What’s Important

Mar 18

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The Haven

Service Dog

“Monsieur, you can not bring that animal in here.”

Mar 10

Service Dog

Mar 10

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The Haven

Tesla

My sister hates to miss the beginning of a movie. As soon as we parked, she jumped out and ran for the entrance.

Mar 3

Tesla

Mar 3

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The Haven

Elder Abuse

Suppose you’ve been eating right, exercising, and taking fish oil just waiting for this time to arrive?

Feb 25

Elder Abuse

Feb 25

Royal Alvis

Royal Alvis

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Funny fiction, satire, quick reads. Volunteers for Meals on Wheels. Teaches creative writing to seniors.

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