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Royal Alvis

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The characters in these ten stories protect themselves with lies, which become delusions, which take the reader into the surreal and supernatural.

2023

Stories

Published in

The Haven

Extra Charge

A defective panel on the aircraft fell off while we were at cruising altitude, and a loud roar sucked the breathable air from the plane.

6d ago

Extra Charge

6d ago

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Absent Minded

Somehow, I had to find a way to stay out of the women’s locker room, but when I’m daydreaming anything can happen.

Jun 5

Absent Minded

Jun 5

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Muffin Got Me Singing The Blues

She was always jumping into the cars of strangers.

May 27

Muffin Got Me Singing The Blues

May 27

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Dating Can Be Difficult

She had a big nose and a huge bottom–two traits I find irresistible.

May 20

Dating Can Be Difficult

May 20

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Second Career

“Do you know what Only Fans is?”

May 14

Second Career

May 14

New Curtains

“Listen Royal, you have to stop masturbating.”

May 7

New Curtains

May 7

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Subaru Forester

“I’d like to see the ocean once more before I die. Please, Itchy, can’t you take me?

Apr 23

Subaru Forester

Apr 23

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The Rolling Stones

“Oh my God,” she said. “Tony has two tickets to the Rolling Stones …

Apr 16

The Rolling Stones

Apr 16

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A Sense of Purpose

…with a dexterity that Houdini himself might have envied, she could switch a price tag in a split second.

Apr 8

A Sense of Purpose

Apr 8

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Walk Behind Scrubber

“…little man is pressing penis against vibrating handle of machine so he can make orgasm in pants.”

Mar 31

Walk Behind Scrubber

Mar 31

Royal Alvis

Royal Alvis

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Funny fiction, satire, quick reads. Volunteers for Meals on Wheels. Teaches creative writing to seniors.

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