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Royal Alvis

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The characters in these ten stories protect themselves with lies, which become delusions, which take the reader into the surreal and supernatural.

2023

Stories

Published in
The Haven

Theophany

Jesus said he would be much happier if I became a candlestick maker.

2d ago

Theophany

2d ago

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The Haven

Banned

I figured it was a technical glitch. Everyone in the group loved me, so I tried again and again to log on…

Nov 25

Banned

Nov 25

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The Haven

The Awning Incident

It was a nightmare, a bunch of wet zombies coming to get me, and leading the way was my own mother!

Nov 19

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Nov 19

Published in
The Haven

Old Friends

My Polish neighbor Yakov is 86 years old, and every Saturday, he invites me over to watch soccer and drink plum brandy, which he makes…

Nov 11

Old Friends

Nov 11

Goulash

“That was my bad,” I said, because after all, I’m not the type of guy who can’t admit when he’s made a mistake…

Nov 7

Goulash

Nov 7

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The Haven

Malakas

I once read in a conservative Christian Magazine that excessive masturbation can cause brain tumors.

Oct 28

Malakas

Oct 28

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The Haven

A Strange Funeral Before Halloween

Three months ago, Beverly broke up with me, and ever since, I’ve been attending the funerals of strangers just to occupy myself…

Oct 21

A Strange Funeral Before Halloween

Oct 21

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The Haven

The Mysterious Fruitcake

A few years ago I moved to a city in the northwest, and within a month, I was arrested for indecent exposure.

Oct 14

The Mysterious Fruitcake

Oct 14

A Halloween Story

My landlord called and said the other tenants in my building had been complaining about me. Apparently they didn’t like it when I walked…

Oct 7

A Halloween Story

Oct 7

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The Haven

A Day at the Beach

My mother’s assisted living facility is ten miles from the seashore town of Osprey, and each year the beach is overrun by college girls who…

Sep 30

A Day at the Beach

Sep 30

Royal Alvis

Royal Alvis

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Fiction, satire, quick reads. Volunteers for Meals on Wheels. Teaches creative writing to seniors.

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