What even is math? I mean besides numbers & calculating shit? Did anyone ever stop to consider how the variables feel?
Take poor X, always getting multiplied and divided and raised and rearranged. Tossed about from one side of the equals sign to the other with gleeful abandon.
Or consider the plight of Y, who only exists because of X. Codependent and at times parasitically attached to its battered older sibling. Y knows it is nothing without X.
Then you have Z, called up from the minor leagues and paraded around when X and Y fail to impress, only to be tossed aside when the novelty wears off. Often mistaken for a 2 because no one even expects a Z to show up, much less get involved.
