For the Man Fat-Shamed for Just Wanting to Dance
You’re at a party, a really good song comes on, and nobody’s dancing but you really want to.
I know what you’re thinking — I’ve been there. And let me tell you — the fucks stop here, my friend. You’re not going to give anymore from here on out. Get up and dance to that song that commands you to move.
Sure I know you probably look really funny alone dancing, but you know what? No fucks — that’s what. You stopped giving them, remember? Never stop giving none.
Plus, it’s a party. Everyone that’s not dancing are the truly weird ones. It’s a party — get the fuck up and move! Let’s paaaaaaaaarty white boy!