I Spied On Jonathan Franzen’s Google Search History For Three Months And This Is What I Found
A few months ago, I installed a keylogging program on Jonathan Franzen’s home computer, intent on finding out what exactly a National Book Award-winning author searches for when he doesn’t think anyone is watching.
I don’t know what possessed me to do this, and I’m not really sure what I thought I’d even get out of it—maybe I hoped it would kickstart my career as an exposé gossip journalist, or perhaps I figured Gawker would toss me a couple of bucks for what was sure to be a windfall of information about a writer who has a reputation for being a weird, reclusive dick.
Regardless, about a week ago the external hard drive I was keeping all this information on overheated, and the bulk of the data was irretrievably corrupted. Although I’d decided early on that this whole project had been ill-conceived at best, I resolved to see it through to its conclusion, for good or ill. What you’ll find below doesn’t amount to much, but it’s still a peek into a world most of us will never be a part of, and I hope whatever you can glean from it brightens your day, at least a little.
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