Aug 22, 2017 · 1 min read
How to raise your child to be a social justice warrior:
- Be a single parent with no time to be involved in their lives or to administer discipline; alternatively, be rich / upper-middle-class, with no urge to be a parent.
- Have the child raised by the TV / after-school daycare.
- When the child complains and throws a tantrum, give them whatever they want, because you feel guilty due to points 1 and 2.
Congratulations! You have raised a kid who has never learned how to cooperate, exercise empathy for members of an out-group, be their own person, take responsibility, be realistic, have dreams, set goals, etc.; rather, they only know to be angry at things and to be a cry-bully whenever things don’t go their way. In other words, the perfect social justice warrior.
This method also works for creating alt-right / neo-Nazis in select circumstances.