3 Twos I Ten to Four Five
Tips to Seven your Nine One Eight!
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2. Ever seven three a ten? Don’t two it. One eight enough two nine nine four the five four.
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2. Finally! Eight four two three you can nine four eight it. Add a one two five the four nine.
Did some kind of algorithm create this website? Does it know you? Does it know your name?
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2. Did you six? Seven! And if you can three, stretch yourself — three four the four five.
Should you even be here? This seems wrong. Not exactly immoral, but sort of voyeuristic. Oops, I guess you’re already implicated, aren’t you? But, you can’t stop now. You’re almost to the end. Oh, sure — it’ll all be over soon.
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NEXT: BONUS TWO!
BONUS TWO — twelve. Twelve? Heck, thirteen!
You already knew that, didn’t you? Oh, sure, of course you did. Hey, don’t kid yourself. Are you really going to wake up tomorrow and twelve, twelve, twelve? I bet you’re way better at reading about twos than actually twoing them. When do you ever do anything? Look at you. All prone and sleepy-eyed. Pathetic.
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NEXT: GRAND FINALE!
Now eight your five nine and just ten. Wash your hands, and give yourself a pat on the back. You’re living the dream!
Speaking of twos, it’s TWO AM. How ya doin’? Tired, huh? Well, why can’t you sleep? Get some rest, pal! Ooh, I know — you should try one of these next few INDISPENSABLE POWER TIPS!
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