The Real Reason I Moved To California

My New Year’s Confession

Many of you know of my quest for endarkenment.

Many of you know of my move to California in the 80's.

Until now, none have known about the causal relationship.

Moving west moves us closer to the setting sun. Moves us further from the rising sun. Further from enlightment.

I came to California in search of endarkenment.

And I found it.

Now you know.

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