Facebook Is Wiping Its Tears With Cash

Don’t worry, they’ll be just fine.

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Did you hear? The sky is falling, the sky is falling!

Yep, that’s what I heard too. So I went outside and looked up. Guess what I saw? The sky was, well, still in the sky.

There were, however, a few small pieces of #deletefacebook scattered on the ground. I just stepped over them and kept uploading photos, sharing memes, and acting amazed at my friend’s vacation spots.

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I am concerned about those of you that discarded your FB — I don’t want to scare anyone by writing out “Facebook,” wait, doh! — apps on the ground, I offer you:

10 Alternatives to Using FB

1. Call your friends.
2. FaceTime your friends.
3. Go visit your friends.
4. Text your friends.
5. Text them pictures of your kids and what you’re eating (that’s always so awesome!).
6. Email your friends links to funny things you find on YouTube.
7. Mass text your friends updates to your relationship status.