My book, Divine Intervention, is out now! https://www.amazon.com/Divine-Intervention-Ryan-Hussey/dp/1727834429
Artists sometimes like flowers. Fuck flowers.
Life imitates art.
Chris Pratt is the only one who laughs.
Instead of toys and action figures, I have my guitar that keeps me entertained. It’s nice to have something that isn’t an app or a screen to bring me joy.
“Guys are clueless. We like shiny things that are fast or fast things that are shiny. When we’re not full of shit, we’re full of ourselves. We do a lot of stupid things and sometimes sa…
“Anyway, here’s ‘Wonderwall.’” I start playing the classic Oasis hit, but am stopped by both Liam and Noel Gallagher, who arrive …
To prove how safe I am, I will have my knees surgically removed prior to kickoff so it is literally impossible for me to kneel during the anthem or during my set.
But what do you do when you’re trying to relate to someone, and they have NEVER seen Jurassic Park?
“A woman,” Drake corrects me.
So it’s just two soft-boys, hanging out and eating pistachios, trying to figure this whole “relationship” thing out.