According to Our Career Assessment, You Should Dress Up as the Statue of Liberty and Wave a Sign

By Ryan Shattuck


Dear Job Seeker:

Thank you for registering with OnlineCareerAssessments.com, the most popular career assessment on the Internet! We analyzed the 80 answers you provided in the questionnaire, and believe the following career best matches your preferred skills.

RECOMMENDED CAREER:

  • One of those guys who dresses up as the Statue of Liberty and waves a sign

REQUIRED SKILLS FOR THIS CAREER:

  • Dressing up as the Statue of Liberty
  • Standing
  • Waving a sign

ADDITIONAL SKILLS FOR THIS CAREER:

  • Wearing headphones
  • Twirling a sign on one finger
  • Throwing a sign up in the air and spinning it
  • Ignoring motorists that flip you off
  • Shaking the sign to the rhythm of music that only you can hear
  • Twerking
  • Riding the sign like a horse

TYPES OF BUSINESSES THAT HIRE THIS CAREER:

  • Tax preparation businesses
  • Cash for gold businesses
  • Bail bonds
  • Pawn shops
  • Open houses
  • Car washes
  • Insurance companies
  • Statue of Liberty souvenir shops near Times Square
  • Statue of Liberty souvenir shops anywhere in Manhattan
  • Statue of Liberty souvenir shops anywhere in America
  • Basketball teams whose mascot is the Statue of Liberty
  • Statue of Liberty cosplay conventions
  • The restaurant chain “Statue of Liberty N’ Grub”
  • Haunted houses
  • David Copperfield circa 1983
  • Statue of Liberty birthday parties
  • Statue of Liberty costume parties
  • Statue of Liberty sex parties
  • Ghostbusters 2

EMPLOYERS IN YOUR AREA:

  • Liberty Insurance
  • Liberty Tax Service
  • Liberty High School
  • Liberty Root Canal Therapy
  • Liberty Zoo
  • Liberty Oil Change
  • Liberty Tree Trimming & Removal
  • Liberty Taqueria
  • Liberty Funeral Home & Crematorium
  • Liberty Medical Waste Disposal, LLC
  • Liberty Federal Correctional Institution
  • Party City

OTHER RELATED CAREERS:

  • Dressing as Uncle Sam
  • Dressing like a bald eagle
  • Dressing like Little Caesar

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