How Human Organs Respond in Different Situations

By Ryan Shattuck


The human body is a wonderfully complex organism, comprised of different organs that each play a vital role in our daily survival.

Situation: You smell a delicious hamburger and fries.
Brain: “I shouldn’t eat that, I’m on a diet.”
Heart: “That will probably be bad for me.”
Stomach: “We should eat that as soon as possible.”
Penis: “I’m horny.”

Situation: You see an attractive man or woman.
Brain: “I’m suddenly full of endorphins.”
Heart: “You can tell I’m nervous because of my heartbeat!”
Stomach: “We should ask them to dinner.
Penis: “I’m horny.”

Situation: You just finished jogging several miles.
Brain: “I better make sure everyone gets some rest.”
Heart: “That was a tough workout, I’m really working overtime!”
Stomach: “We should eat something soon & replenish our energy.”
Penis: “I’m horny.”

Situation: You just had an argument with your significant other.
Brain: “Let’s be rational here, there’s no reason to get angry.”
Heart: “I am so angry, my blood is boiling!”
Stomach: “It’s been several hours since we last ate.”
Penis: “I’m horny.”

Situation: You’re in a job interview.
Brain: “Just focus and think about your responses carefully.”
Heart: “I hope I’m not beating too loud.”
Stomach: “I better stay as quiet as possible.”
Penis: “I’m horny.”

Situation: You just learned about the death of a love one.
Brain: “I can’t seem to process this information.”
Heart: “I think I’m going to break in two.”
Stomach: “It feels like there’s a pit in me.”
Penis: “I’m horny.”

Situation: You’re about to have sex.
Brain: “I’m very excited to do this.”
Heart: “I can’t beat fast enough!”
Stomach: “I’m full of butterflies.”
Penis: “I’m horny.”

Situation: You’ve been in a serious car accident.
Brain: “I really hope I’m still attached to the rest of me.”
Heart: “I really hope I’m still attached to the rest of me.”
Stomach: “I really hope I’m still attached to the rest of me.”
Penis: “I’m horny.”

Situation: You witness the birth of your child.
Brain: “This is the happiest day of our lives!”
Heart: “I’m so full, I feel like I could burst.”
Stomach: “I feel very content right now.”
Penis: “I’m horny.”

Situation: You just died from a gun shot wound.
Brain: — — — — —
Heart: — — — — —
Stomach: — — — — —
Penis: “I’m horny.”