Me, Myself, & I:
I confess; writing an introduction is not my metier. Please keep that in your mind (or anywhere, really) while reading about me:

I am an introvert to my roots, and a sesquipedalian bibliophile. However, recently, my branches have been extending into debate and other such events.
I absolutely relish a scrumptious book (garnished with a few sprigs of creativity and a pinch of wit), and an array of satisfying Javascript and HTML will please me as well as a warm cup of freshly-brewed coffee.
I absolutely detest fulsome comments, vexatious people, and mud. I am also very disgusted by abominable politicians, and my intolerance towards grammatical errors borders on OCD.
Above all, I prize science and logic as the two greatest gifts to humankind (along with chocolate), and here, I would like to end my introduction with what will probably be written on my epitaph:
Here lies Saumya S. Shah, a witty & meticulous soul with a voracious appetite for books as well as delectable food.
There is no friend as loyal as a book.
-Ernest Hemingway