I guess this is the type of sentiment companies get for starting bringing back customer service jobs from overseas. Meanwhile, my parents have been working 2–3 jobs living in the Bay Area for the last 30 years. And the CEO of Yelp makes a salary of less than 70k.
I wish someone had guided you away from becoming an English major, what were you thinking? You mentioned about living on a bag of rice for the last several months. I was very sympathetic to your situation until I see all the gourmet meals and bottles of bourbon in your Twitter feed.