Pick up lines for Growth Hackers

SachinUppal
Sep 3, 2018 · 3 min read

David Arnoux wrote a real fun post around pick up lines for Growth Hackers. This was largely driven by their Amsterdam based team, the Growth Tribe. Yesterday, I thought, let me give a Visual perspective to the whole post and make images out of the Pick-up lines. So here is a small attempt!

  • What’s your bounce rate?
  • Can I scrape your number?
  • You are in my funnel!
  • Do you wanna go into hard data right away or first do some soft data?
  • Do you want to receive some gentle push notifications?
  • According to Mixpanel you are highly likely to convert.
  • What’s your customer acquisition cost?
  • Can I retarget you with my cookie?
  • I’m exploring channels, let’s do some competitor piggybacking
  • Do you wanna scrape my web?
  • Is it you or is my Hotjar on fire?
  • Can I land on your page?
  • How big is you data set?
  • How many touch points you need to convert?
  • How long is your loading time?
  • I need to do some user testing…
  • Can you inspect my hard data?
  • Would you like to join my soft launch?
  • Wanna see my long tail strategy?
  • I’m going to optimize your WOW moment…
  • Let’s do an A/B test
  • Let’s focus on improving our LTV

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And if you have a Pickup line for Growth Hacking, do share it in comments with a picture or text!

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SachinUppal

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