burnt tongues; 005

My tongue feels as though it has been burnt off by some rookie chef trying to make a crème brûlée in my mouth. The reason for this is not an actual chef holding a blow torch in my mouth, but the fact that eating copious amounts of sunflower seeds basically cures your mouth like you’re a fucking piece of jerky.

I tend to eat in a healthy manner, but sunflower seeds are my kryptonite. They’re so easy to eat in a mindless way for soo long. It’s problematic how I can eat them for such an extended period of time, honestly.

The consequences of this are obvious, my mouth feels like it primarily can only eat super extreme tasting foods. Super spicy, super salty, super sour.

Just a warning not to eat too many sunflower seeds. You will have acid shits and no tongue.

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