By: Jason Urey and Sage Duke
The story starts with lies and fame that took over a family and one incident changed their entire life.
Chapter 1- Meetings:
Okay so i’m a piece of shit I know but I wasn't always this way but recently a lot has happened to me so now I just don’t care. I was born in a city alley in Detroit which frankly just sucks balls but I call it home because all of my family lives here so I don’t want to move away and then never see them, no way plus I’m only 17 so i just got a job and i don’t want to move away and then have to find another job, this job was hard enough to find as it is so why try to find another one. Oh and I forgot to mention i’m totally crushing’ on this girl named Emily, I think I might ask her out.
So i’m 17 and have a boyfriend named Bob who is this guy named Felix’s best friend and Felix totally has a crush on me and I kinda have a crush on him but you know it’s whatever because I have a totally cool boyfriend who is super popular and is the star middle linebacker for our school oh and we go to Western International High School in Detroit so we’re the Cowboys.
My girlfriend is totally hot and popular but I don’t know if she’s the one for me. I mean she’s a cheerleader but she’s not as popular as Cassy Morgan the Captain of the cheer squad, I wouldn't mind dating her even it’s only for a couple hours that gives me enough time to bang her but then again i’m dating Emily and in the couple hours she’ll probably find another boyfriend like that dick weed Felix the star running back on our football team, he probably still thinks we’re best friends but we aren't since he chose football over me which is a dick move but I knew it was gonna happen eventually but I didn't think it would happen now.
Chapter 2- Football or School:
So I just found out that if Bob doesn't get his school shit together he will no longer play football for the team which will mean we’ll have no amazing middle linebacker which means our defense falls and we need our defense to pull through because it’s championship week and I know I can pull the team through but not for the entire game we would fall by half time so after practice I go talk to Bob “ Yo hold up Bob” I said. “ What Felix, what could you possibly want from your ‘best friend’” he asked. “ Get Your school shit figured out, you no the defense can’t survive without you” I replied “ You worry about your own school shit and leave me the fuck alone alright, you’re not the one fucking up, so don’t worry about it!” he angrily said back. “ Fine but the team depends on you.” I said than left.
I got no idea of why he would have the nerve to tell ME that my grades suck, like um hello there my grades I think out of all people I would know like jeez kid who do think I am, Patrick Star. But yeah today I ended it with Emily and now I’m dating Cassy Morgan.
I can’t believe that douche broke up with me for Cassy Morgan, who by the way is a total whore, she lost her virginity in 5th grade to a 9th grader, like ew get a life you’re in 5th grade and I don’t even want to know was going on in that 9th grade boy but he was willing and so was she so whatever. Felix is walking towards me right now, “Hey Felix” I said to him. “Hey Emily, I was wondering if maybe you would want to go out with me?” He asked. “Um sure, I mean me and Bob aren't dating anymore so yeah I will go out with you.” I replied. I can’t believe I said yes.
Chapter 3- Date Night:
So I asked out Emily and guess what, she said yes! I was kind of surprised but hey surprises happen in anyway. So yeah now I’m dating Emily who in my opinion is way hotter than Cassy Morgan is but you know me and Bob have different opinions on hotness apparently. So I have a date with Emily on Friday at 8:00 to watch Avengers: Age of Ultron which is gonna be soooo epic.
So like I said Emily is now dating Felix and they already set a date for Friday to watch the new Avengers movie which will totally be amazing but my family is going bankrupt so I’m broke for a while so I don’t have money for tickets so i’m bringing Cassy to my house to watch Netflix and chillax on my couch and hopefully get to second base.
So me and Felix are going to the movies Friday to see the new Avengers movie, which by the way will be totally awesome but I don’t want to go out to the movies, I want to do what me and Bob use to do for a date which was watch Netflix and chillax on his parents couch and we would eat popcorn and all the junk but i’m just glad i’m spending some quality time with Felix.
THREE YEARS LATER
Chapter 4- Marriage:
So i’m marrying Emily and Bob is marrying Cassy, but for the big news…
Emily is PREGNANT so i’m gonna be a dad and were naming our kid Gauge which rhymes with my cousins name, Sage who died last year due to a fatal computer blow up which blew his face off, caused internal bleeding in his brain and killed his wife from shrapnel going thru her head. But back on a more non deadly note we are naming our kid gauge because the first shotgun I ever shot was a 12 gauge and it is now my favorite shotgun.
So me and Cassy are getting married and we still haven’t had sex yet, which sucks but you know it doesn't always go your way.