Some artists like to get kinky. — Graphic Designer: In his leather assless chaps, your creative director leans over you at your desk. He cups your mouse. “Change the font!” he commands, “I want it bigger.” “But it will take up so much negative space,” you implore, your cheeks burning. “Make it half 13 pt Comic Sans…

An Easy, Three-Day Summer Detox For YOUR Perfect Beach Body — **This is a Belladonna Throwback Thursday post, where we revisit a previous post that deserves to be loved all over again for the first time.*** Summer is here! And it’s time to get bikini ready. Or swimsuit. Whatever! Here at Goop we embrace ALL sizes. Wear what works for YOUR…

Here is a painted picture of me and my baby, Urrgg. — Day 1 My first chisel on public cave wall! I will share everything about modern day Neanderthal parenting. Like the best antlers for teething, the best wolf free play areas, and how to get your baby to sleep so tigers won’t eat it. Here is a painted picture of me and my…

*An acceptable beach body is a size 4 — Summer is here! And it’s time to get bikini ready. Or swimsuit. Whatever! Here at Goop we embrace ALL sizes. Wear what works for YOUR glorious beach body*! (*It’s a size 4 in a white two piece, for the record. …

We’re here to help relieve discomfort from activism overload! — Lately, you’ve had a lot of causes to stand with: Planned Parenthood, Standing Rock, the vast majority of the scientific community. And a lot of things to stand against such as the travel ban, the Mexican border wall, ties to the Russian government, nepotism, the firing of the FBI Director…

The requests are eerily similar! — Room temperature set between 68.111 and 68.113 degrees with someone by thermostat at all times in case it causes sudden frostbite or Sahara desert type thirst. Cherry flavored Flintstones vitamins. Four glasses of water in favorite cup. NO, NOT THAT FAVORITE CUP! The other favorite cup. Drinking water must be…