More and more Normies are swarming the internet with the newest craze, theword yeet. While the word has no official definition it can be used almost in any situation. The word has gone from a dance to song to just a noise. But, the word yeet has a darker past, one filled with death and destruction.
Does Satan use the word?
In July of 2013 Satan was quoted saying yeet to a Time reporter for an upcoming article. He stated “Yeeeeeet…” than he quickly resumed the Bee Movie. So, why does Satan say yeet? It is because yeet is his ancient call sign. Saying the word yeet summons his army of ghoulish Hitlers and dead memes, in the olden days the word was used to slay dragons and summon armies. Every time you say the word another evil monster springs upwards, and the worst part is some say that horrid word everyday.
Why yeet?
Ancient prophets from all four corners of the world, and Moe’s N’ytime Diner state that yeet is not a word it simply stands for
Y- Women
E-Don’t
E-Deserve
T-Respect
many have studied these words only few can decipher. The ones who can decipher it say it means- Peace, love, yeet, and, Satin. This could mean many things like; who let the dogs out?, honey I shrunk the kids, and even some believe it says, 42.
How can we rid the world of its yeetiness?
The sad truth is, we can’t. The population has already met full yeet capacity and can no longer hold any more yeets. The uprising of Satan is certain, but the real question is when? Some predict the fall of the world will be on 4/20/2069. This date has been confirmed by over 69,000,000 scientists.
How can you help support the rise of Satan?
Recruiting residents to join your local satanic cult is a great way to get on the good side of the dark lord and help your friends and neighbors. Burning crosses and/or creating satanic pentagrams.
Tip: Sacrificing goats is a fun ritual to commend your evil overlord and it’s for the whole family!