The BumionTrump Defends Size, Shape of Powder TurnsWASHINGTON, DC — The 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, hit back at critics Thursday after having the size and shape of…Feb 5, 2017Feb 5, 2017
The BumioninThe BumionSki Bro Eyes Leftover Food From Neighboring TableJACKSON, Wyo. — A hungry ski bum was banned from his favorite Thai restaurant Wednesday after what was intended to be a quick egg roll…Oct 22, 2016Oct 22, 2016
The BumioninThe BumionNPS Begins Process of Housing Wildlife For Winter#YOLOSTONE NATIONAL PARK — Hundreds of wild animals were made warm and cozy Wednesday as the National Park Service began the arduous annual…Oct 15, 2016Oct 15, 2016
The BumioninThe BumionBro Feels ‘Objectified’ After Late-Night Dick Pic RequestASPEN, Colo. — Feelings were hurt and intentions were questioned early Monday morning when a slow-moving ski town courtship was shifted…Oct 10, 2016Oct 10, 2016
The BumioninThe BumionEx Ski Bum, Now In Real Job, Questions Point of Career, AdulthoodSAN FRANCISCO — A Bay Area accounting firm reported Friday that one of their newest employees — an ex ski bum — had officially burnt out…Oct 10, 2016Oct 10, 2016
The BumioninThe BumionTired Ski Bum Fails To Sexually Satisfy GirlfriendSKI TOWN, USA — Returning gradually to consciousness Thursday, 23-year-old Jake Masters woke slowly with a splitting headache, an empty…Oct 7, 2016Oct 7, 2016
The BumioninThe BumionBro Heartbroken After Tinder Prospect Goes DarkSKI TOWN, USA — While in recovery after the abrupt conclusion of a budding Tinder romance, TGR intern and professional cougar hunter Toby…Oct 7, 2016Oct 7, 2016
The BumioninThe BumionMOM SAYS ‘FUCK IT,’ REVEALS KIDS’ DIRTBAGGERY AT UPSCALE BRUNCHMARTHA’S VINEYARD, Mass. — A wealthy mother suffered a social shaming Wednesday after she was forced to disclose her two 20-something adult…Oct 1, 2016Oct 1, 2016
The BumioninThe BumionHot Tub Poacher Brought Down After Interstate ManhuntTRUCKEE, Calif. — Local, state and federal authorities tightened the noose Wednesday and brought an end to what many crime watchers have…Oct 1, 2016Oct 1, 2016
The BumioninEstimated Time of ArrivalThe Pit Falls ReleaseOnly running two weekends a year, people flock to this famous white water drop.Dec 6, 2014Dec 6, 2014