Samantha Brightwell
Nov 7 · 1 min read

I still prefer Don’t Wait For A Dead Cat In The Mail.

I had a stalker. I didn’t know about him for most of his stalking career. He’d known me from a distance at school. Then he found me through Friends Reunited and would pop up on AOL Instant Messenger to tell me where I’d been that day. He was scarily accurate.

    Samantha Brightwell

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    Pissed-off Brit. There's not enough tea for how bad this is. Editor. Pronouns she/her. samantha@samanthabrightwell.com