Apple to Face Trial Amidst Accusations of Fraudulent Conduct

Cupertino, CA- Resting under the laurels of a Silicon Valley based market, an evidently agitated Apple refused to give comment regarding recently arisen accusations of false advertisement brought against him.

“My client is under no legal obligation to answer any of your questions, and I ask that you please refrain from invading his personal privacy as you have very disrespectfully done so up until this point in time,” was the statement issued by the red-skinned defendant’s legal counsel following an ambush of reporters on his tree of residence seeking to find information.

35-year old plaintiff and accuser David Medina, in a candid display of rage, spared no adjective in describing his opposition, declaring him “a fucking coward” for “having lied like the piece of shit that he is,” for so many years.

Surrounded by a horde of increasingly perplexed doctors gathered in the heart of his San Bernardino hospital room, the terminally ill Medina took a break from discussing his dwindling chances of emerging with life from his encounter with what many of his medical assistants are calling “the birth of the new Bubonic plague,” to shed light as to the purpose behind his lawsuit.

“I ate that motherfucker day in, day out- just like he told me to- for 30 fucking years, and instead of keeping the doctors away, it did the complete fucking opposite. I’ll do anything in my power to make sure that piece of shit rots in prison for ruthlessly defrauding so many people the way he has.”