Through the Passages of Memory
(Pilot Pitch #1)
Why the fuck do we still do this show?
Shut your fucking trap and do the bit.
Long story short, remember that pre-seminal secretion penile period of your life where you were old enough to be a horny bastard but young enough to be milk less? Yeah I always tended to overindulge and end up with a swollen pair of balls that made me writhe in testicle induced pain and grunt “Overdose” to myself repeatedly. But that never stopped the addiction, never even slowed it down a bit. See you on the next one- viewers that we don’t have.