How I Became a TikTok Star Thanks to a Paula Abdul Song

I was in bed reading a book one day when the walls started shaking. “Another earthquake”, I thought. It seemed there had been so many earthquakes lately, or was it construction? Somehow it hadn’t dawned on me that spending weeks in a row during the pandemic sitting in bed had actually weakened my body to the point that it was unable to sustain my weight and that I was experiencing tremors (for lack of a better word).

I got out of bed, texted my neighbor “did you feel that?”. She hadn’t. I downloaded an app that measures vibrations. An…